My names Luke, Im 19, I live in Perth, Australia.
i swear she will sleep anywhere except her own bed
my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
THIS WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME HAHAHAH
SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER AT THE DISHCLOTH ONE OH MY FUCKING CHRIST
a clean butt plug
And here’s the gif that sums up my whole existence.